Not Me Monday, sort of

M and I are enjoying a nice vacation with my parents this week.

I don't normally do a Not Me Monday, but I'm going to give it a little try today. More like a Not One of Us...

One of us did NOT give M sour milk and allow her to drink the entire cup.

One of us did NOT throw up all over our bed in the middle of the night.

One of us did NOT sleep through the entire clean up even though every light was on and the throw upper had to have a bath.

One of us did NOT sleep with her knees in her mother's back the rest of the night.

One of us did NOT color on the pew while her uncle was being ordained.

One of us did NOT whisper very loudly in the middle of the church service, "When are you going to give me a spanking???"

One of us did NOT did not wake up in the middle of the night last night and talk her grandparents into letting her sleep with them.

All of us did NOT crash and take a nap this afternoon. (All of us would NOT include my parents, both brothers, a sister-in-law, two daughters, and me.)

All of us did NOT pack up two cars with beach paraphernalia, drive to the beach, and leave ten minutes later because a storm blew in. We did not decide to leave when we saw the neighboring family lose their entire tent, including support poles. The storm did NOT cause about three minutes of rain and then the sun returned. No sirree...that did NOT happen. We did not then put the girls in the pool on the driveway and let them play for 30 minutes.

I do not miss my husband and wish he was here with us on this grand adventure.